lee hwa jewellery. meow.

its been a boring week. work kept me busy at first (trust me, so busy i barely had time to sleep. thus, i had the worst dark circles ever seen on a normal pretty human being. aha joking. just about the pretty part ah! i really had bad bad panda eyes) but nw tt im no longer workin im sooper free.

so.

i spend my days sleeping in other peoples houses. i like their beds mah.

we take a shitload of pictures too. see see! (ive picked out the only ones i dont look like a piggyhead)







and not forgettin the love of my life - fonzie ponzie.



tt dog is just so goddamn gorgeous its unbelievable. i want fonzie. i NEED fonzie. F-O-N-Z-I-E.


since im always either at hme, or bp hme, or ut hme, or hougang hme, i have no stories to tell all of you =(

except tt I HAVE GOTTEN JAHABER ALI IN MY KLASS FOR ANOTHER SEMESTER!! (red alert red alert!)

holy shit. tts three semesters in a row!

i think i give out a jahaber-ali-come-to-me-you-sathur-bachan-you vibe.
what else could it be??
i will never be able to escape frm his evillll clutches =(

talkin about evil.
i still dont believe dumbledore really died.
he will come back to life!!

you see ah, its all a big plan by snape n dumbledore. dumbledore trusts snape so much, and no matter what harry potter say, he refuses to nt trust snape. confirm he has his reasons mah. dumbledore is nt dumb people. he is the Ultimate. he is the Smartest, the most Powerful. besides, snape had tons of opportunities to kill him, why wait til now? correct anot?!?!?!?!?! so dumbledore asked snape to kill him, and he 'dies' and den voldemort thinks snape is loyal, den snape will act as a spy, den dumbledore will ultimately KILL TT STUPIDDDDD BEECH!

AM I RIGHTTT???

i think i make perfect sense *satisfied look*

if dumbledore says snape is not evil, hes NOT evil.

do NOT doubt dumbledore.

NO ONE doubts dumbledore.

and no one can kill dumbledore okie!

okie.

good.


anyways.

i love a lot of things.

i love fahm. i love dumbledore. i love art. i love cows. i love the word knn. i love to stick out my tongue. i love monkey faces. and now i love mac suarez.

oh mac suarez just logged in.

so perfect.

ahhahahaha okie lah, this is a nonsense entry.

bye all you gorgeous people.
and fonzie.
i love u.

okie lah parf. shut up.

okie bye.

threesome.

shall update soon. stay tuned!

the good ol' days. chop chop.

six look-like-mes have been spotted.
this cant be.
do i really have such a common face!?!?!?!?!?!


(taken eonssss back before i totally screwed up my fuckingcheeeeeeebai hair. okie lah it looks weird in this foto but i assure u many were lustin after my hair okie?!?!?!?! do NOT doubt my word.)

hmm.
one more look-like-me and its judgement day.
hallelujah.

anyways, i think i speak too loudly (okie lah, maybe shout a bit) in public. im so used to it, its automatic! i mean,

its not like im tryin to attract attention (there are other more effective ways, like standin at attention and saluting every army guy who drops off at cck interchange)

or because i think i stand out by doing that (okie actually yelling distinguishes us from other poly students. i mean, only rpee-ians holler in publeek because we have so many stressin problems tsk tsk)

but rather (after much deliberation while showerin)..........................

i do it for a depraved, kinky high!


i feel POWERFUL. i feel like im SUPREME. OMNIPOTENT. God basically *smirk*.

its sick i tell you.
very very super sick.
theres sth wrong wit my head.

im past caring what other people think about me.
i do WHATEVER i want in public, be it sit like an pek, or grab boobies, or act lesbian (i think i can pull that one off very well right doorgs?)
i do weird psychotic acts in broad daylight.
and im nt even in the least bit embarrassed.
have my skin grown so thick its as though i exfoliated my face since 20 years ago?
HAS IT?!?!?!?!!?

i need to have some shame.
remind me please people.


soft toys, skirts, giggling, gentle.
i cant believe i was all that once upon a time.
time to go back baby.
okie i was just joking.


i love me because im sick and perverted and i think im the best.
bye all.

im a fishy fish fish. bloo.

im so jealous. so FUCKIN JEALOUS.

my smelly feet.

ive passed my ftt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







man oh man im just so SMART.

still there.

we ve finally finished the lit review, which has a grand total of 55 slides. like khai commented, i feel proud just lookin at the numbers. lots of hard work put in, lots of playing, its cool!

and bapaniee has just reminded me (always).

we were in the bus the other day, and this tamilian (yes, walkin like a crab) was sittin behind us. and he was talkin like some big fuck all the way frm bp to yishun. hmmm. at first bap thought there wasnt anyone on the line (tamilians what. typical.), but i think he being a SMU student (as he mentioned ever so casually in his loudhailer voice) should have better things to do den talk to a non-existant fellow for 45 minutes.

so the conversation was as follows:

crab fellow: you speak chinese ah?! you speak english ah?! u speak tamil ah?! go lah! go be a european or chinese lah! call urself a tamil girl! *utters some gibberish in tamil bap translated later on*

we can now assume tt the gf is a chindian.

crab fellow: and what kind of testimonials you leave for me?!?!?!!? *pause* POLY STUDENTS ARE PATHETIC! IM FROM JC U SEE IM STUDYING IN SMU NOW WHAT! (me and bap sooper shocked. i wanted to get up and kick his balls but i was afraid he would bite me. his teeth was all i could see)

so now we know the girl is a poly student and she left some kind of weird terrible testimonials.

crab fellow: (speaks in tamil for like 5 minutes, im laughing like crap and bap is sniggering like a wooper. must be sth funny because it sounds funny too)

*pause for like 10 minutes*

crab fellow: dey machiii! panni ke porentha nayi!

okie dah im just joking.

crab fellow: *speaks in tamil again irritating fuck* eh u dont speak up for her ah! honestly, everyone thinks shes ugly. but shes beautiful in my eyes. (me and bap roll eyes. he.. im nt sure couldnt catch reflection in window cuz he was sooper black.) *speaks tamil again probably sayin bad stuff* eh dont side her ah i already want to say a few things already ah but im controlling ah. dont force me! (so typical once again. aiyoyo.) i always want to meet her she said shes busy. i call her she says shes on the other line. what the hell lah. (i added tt in hehe)

okie now we all know he is very angry. WIT the chindian gf. AND the fellow on the fone whom i highly suspect is havin an affair wit the chindian gf. (jokinggg lah)

crab fellow: WHAT? SHE WANTS TO DIE? die lah nt my problem what! she want to die die lah! theres always the road, the knife, the pillow (or was it the rope?? whatever it is ah). i last attended a funeral 2 years ago. it makes me happy attending a funeral now and then. *pause* i stop her for what?!?!?! malay funeral gt _______(im nt sure what i forgot but its some kind of food, probably ketupat), chinese funeral got curry chikin, but indian funeral!?!?!!? gt no food!!(this is a stupid, pointless and totally random comment to make)

now we know the chindian gf wants to kill herself.

crab fellow: what blacky said to her?!?!?!?!?! (wtf! blacky! look at urself mofo!) *pause* u wait u see what i do. when i come to hougang it will be the end. (wahhh big shit already lah)

okie. there was a lot of tamil in between and its sooper funny, but i cant really remember now so i shall just end the convo here.


wit my detective mind and baps translation, this is what we ve come up wit.

crab fellow (we shall now name blacky1 because basically hes very black) is together wit chindian gf. however, chindian gf has an affair wit blacky2. blacky1 loves chindian gf because she is beautiful thou i think shes probably very ugly since the WHOLE world thinks shes ugly. blacky2 just wants sex (because she is basically too ugly to be loved).but blacky2 finds out shes dating blacky1 and is unhappy because nw her pepek will be looser and nt as nice to fuck and so says untrue things abt blacky1 to chindian gf. blacky1 then (somehow) finds out shes twotimin him. he gets upset and leaves. she discovers shes been found out and wants to kill herself. blacky1 doesnt bther as we can see and doesnt mind attendin her funeral. blacky2 is hiding somewhere in hougang. chindian gf might be pregnant and so leaves i love u testimonials for blacky1 so that her child will have a father (anyone can do probably). blacky1 is upset because he doesnt want to have ANYTHING to do wit her. blacky1 wants to find blacky2 and beat him up because he has been played out by a girl, and no SMU big-fuck likes to be humiliated.

nw you might ask why he talked abt poly.

well. i think tt part was crap he was trying to boast only lah. what to do two drop-dead gorgeous girls sittin in front of him mah.

we would have followed him to hougang to check out how much blacker blacky2 could be but we had to drive a lorry so oh well.


funny people lah all these.

hehe.



oh and.
i found char kway teow in the fridge just now and was hungry so i heated it up and after eatin half i realised its my dads breakfast tmr. alamak. so i put the char kway teow back and i just hope he doesnt realize the difference.

if he does.

oh well.

i shall just have to blame my sister.

heh. heh. heh.
(tts supposed to be evil laughter)

paul frank holds my hp like, all the time.

baviii waviii took me lorry driving and i am nw officially a qualified lorry driver! im luvin it.

it was sooper fun lah really, thou everyone else in the lorry thought they might die at the rate i was going. hmmm. it wasnt too bad, apart frm me nt being able to turn while stayin in my own lane. and releasing the clutch all of a sudden (the lorry jerked forward and i swear bav almost hit her head). and accelerating too much too fast. AND braking too hard (bav almost hit her head again i think). hmm. other than all that, it was fine. perfectly fine.

i think i was pretty good in fact.
ahahahahha.
for a first-timer anyways.
=)

a few more days, and i believe i can start deliverin goods.
and bring all my dates out.

yes, in the lorry.

i think its incredibly romantic, watchin the sky from the lorry windscreen. yum yum. den we can kiss and make out. maybe have sex even.

wee.

im gettin horny already.





ahahhahahahaha okie im gonna stop here because ive only got three hrs of sleep, and im so tired i can sleep even in the middle of the jap spa in skool. so. im outtttt smooshwoopkinsss!